There's little in sitting or standing,
There's nothing more dumb than a spine
This body, this body, this body
Was never a project of mine.
Oh hard is the living embodied
Wake up, little monkey, meet Pain
Cause yoga's for posh little ladies
and lifting's for jocks with no brain
and running's just making a rattle
and walking is too plain to sell
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle-
Would you kindly direct me to hell?
(2026 | ode to Dorothy Parker)