There once was a girl who had nothing to say, No truth to speak out or opinions to lay forth for others to judge or approve, And no words to describe her no feelings inside. And no topic to bring for discussion with friends And, really, no friends to bring anything to, not one. Oh, poor girl who had nothing to say So lucky that she has no friends she'd betray With her Ab-So-Lute failure to find something to say. (2026)