There once was a girl who had nothing to say. No big truth to speak out or opinions to lay forth for others to judge or approve, And no words to describe her no feelings inside. Not one sentence to utter her no thoughts to convey. No topic to put forth for discussion with friends And, really, no friends to put anything forth to, not one. Oh, poor girl who had nothing to say So lucky that she has no friends to betray With her permanent failure to find something to say.